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24 New Words We Should Totally Add to the Dictionary

Scholars of linguistics know that the one true constant over time is that nothing stays the same. Languages are always growing and changing, adapting to the times. In an absolutely brilliant example of how today’s modern landscape requires new terms to describe new facets of contemporary life, users at urbandictionary.com have been adding new words that perfectly capture the essence of things we can all relate.  These modern portmanteaus are so good, we think they deserve to be included in the more prestigious dictionaries, or at the very least – they should totally be adopted for everyday use!

(via: Demilked.com)

#1 Askhole

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#2 Bedgasm

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#3 Chairdrobe

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#4 Masturdating

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#5 Cellfish

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#6 Textpectation

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#7 Nonversation

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#8 Destinesia

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#9 Errorist

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#10 Carcolepsey

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#11 Hiberdating

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#12 Ambitchous

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#13 Youniverse

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#14 Internest

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#15 Columbusing

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#16 Unkeyboardinated

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#17 Afterclap

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#18 Beerboarding

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#19 Dudevorce

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#20 Epiphanot

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#21 Unlightening

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#22 Nerdjacking

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#23 Dopplebanger

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#24 Nomonym

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